mxxn-kitten:

vampire-kohai:

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stonedlilbrat:

mxxn-kitten:

Me- I don’t wanna go to class today. I feel out of it

*classes is cancelled *

Me- God???? Is that you???

Me: I️ don’t want to go to work today

Boss:

(Looks like God’s got both our backs today)

Bless this day ❤️❤️❤️

I swear this post is blessed or something because I said “I want a reason to go somewhere” while looking at this post and then pretty much just after, my mother asked me to go to the store to get some eggs since I used the last 2

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nbsprite:

*no one asked* me: so what happened was,

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speciesofleastconcern:

redneckkungfu:

cercopithecine monkeys reactions to everything: deeply offended rage

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stanfordsixer:

Space: does cool thing

Clouds: 

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schmergo:

“I Like Hanging Out With Guys Because There’s Less Drama.”

Translation: whenever I spend time with my female friends, we always end up doing an unabridged reading of Hamlet, and I’m salty because they always make me play Polonius.

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